Stick this in your hat and eat it

The police is in my way.

Sorry, the police is on their way.

Paying our respects.

Save some braille for the morning after.

Infant elefant sickofant infanta in Fanta.

Early morning chiming of checkerberries.

Fraud monitoring is on.

This site has been reported.

Please keep moving.

29

At little over 17.00 local time my youth was successfully regained on Vuoristorata roller coaster in Linnanmaki. Not only was the ride refreshing and rejuvinating, but the roller coaster's age -56 this year, the last of the side friction roller coasters - made me feel all the younger. Now for cigars and whisky.

I am still 29.

29

This morning at 9.12 local time I once again, as I have every year since coming into this world, lost my youth.

I am now 29.